to send me E-MAIL!!
THIS HOME PAGE IS UNDER CONTRUCTION
Welcome to my ToTaLlY homepage on the Internet! This page is
constant DEstruction, and it will get even beter!! This great page will tell
you all about me, my c ar, my cat Kitty, and all my BOYZ! You want to book
mark this page to watch it grow, and check out all my ToTaLlY links to
other home pages on the Internet! They may not be as kewl as this one but their
OK! I will also make you're
home Page for cheep - I'm starting a busness called "ToTaLlY Web Pages, Inc."
and will offer you the best for the least money. Just look at what I can do! Scroll
down to see more of my Home page and be sure to book mark it and send me lots of
E-mails! MAKE THIS PAGE YOUR HOME PAGE!
CLICK HERE to see my cool car!
I have a totally awesome 1996 Honda Civic thats silver.
I have also a cat called Kitty! She's all black
except for a patch of white on here tummy. She's so KeWl and purrs alot.
CLICK HERE to see another picture of Kitty!
CLICK HERE to see another picture of Kitty!!
CLICK HERE to see another picture of Kitty!!!
I have lots and lots of friends too.
CLICK HERE to see some of them. They're so cool not like
those other LAMERZ I know!
This is a pciture of me - DoN't i Lo0K ToTaLlEE K00L!
Coming Soon! By Popular Demand! A Live Chat Room, Discussion
Foruum Board, And A Gift Shop! Just For You!
I hope you realize that "My ToTaLlY Homepage" is a fun joke. This
is not my real homepage. This is a fine example of a bad homepage. In fact,
it's an example of a horrible homepage. I think it's funny -
and very, very ugly. If your homepage looks like this, then I'm sorry...
CLICK HERE to see my real homepage (not that it's much better)
"This site is THE BOMB!"
!
CLICK ON THE SPONSORS!
CLICK HERE to see the rates if you'd
like to sponsor this site, too!!!
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*Yes, these are real emails from people who didn't "get it" that this is a fake page!
Date: Wed, 3 Dec 2003 19:02:36 +1000
From: "Sylvia" <*******@bigpond.net.au>
Subject: [None]
dear fag yuor web site is the gayest arse licken peice off shit site i have eva seen
i think u should get kicked in the balls with a steel capped shoe
love tim
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2003 15:04:05 -0600
From: "MICAH" <********@CCCCD.EDU>
Subject: Your webpage sucks you idiot!
Your webpage sucks you idiot!
[I replied: "Thanks, man. I always appreciate the opinion of a
college-educated person. Anyway, if you're talking about "My Totally
Awesome Homepage" then read it more closely -- it's an obvious fake."]
[Then I got: "You know why I sent you that e-mail? Because I had a college
project to do on poor interface and design on websites, so I chose yours!
Ha ha! Your webpage does suck you idiot. Also, that link to your girlfriend
is stupid. Guess you dont have a gf cause you are a perverted idiot!
oh yeah, & if it is a fake, prove it! "]
[My reply: "If you had any clue about the web, you'd just go to jgeoff.com
for the real one -- the one that says it's a spoof. Even the "totally
awesome" page says it's fake, in the black type, and on the bottom, and
even in the intro to this dumbass email section. Sheesh. But thanks for
contributing your comments to my idiot list."]
From: "dave" [email protected]
Subject: o m g wot a pundle of S*** wots a matter has some thing
gone up yer arse and died-it looks like it
Date: Fri, 15 Nov 2002 18:00:07 -0000
hello my name is dave
i am 13 years young. you know just becuaes you know how to put a
few html graphics on your website it makes it so great. no affence
but u r a bit older than me and i have allready made 2 homepages
with proper domains. Oh and please take of a few of the parts because
the little animated things are rather annoying. ok put 1 or 2 on but u
dont need to repeat it. i bet you that i can design a better html based
website oh but because you have a cat that doesnt mean that you can put
it on the internet. oh and take a look at da e-mails-don't u get it ur
page is a pile of horse crap. you are so bent, u make a roundabout look
straight. and how old are u in ur 20's 30's i odnt no but if one thing in
life has tought me ne thing and that is keep ur friends close and your
enemys closer
From: "Jeffrey xxxxxxxx"
Subject:
Date: Wed, 8 May 2002 12:38:02 -0400
Hey, at first i liked your website till i saw your little whore,
imaginary, jerry springer reject girlfriend. And what is up with
the freakin cat?! your a little obsessed with it! and you think
that piece a shit car is awsome?! well you either got some serious
problems or you need some help k? k
From: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 5 Nov 1999 21:07:32 EST
Subject: concerning your web page
I don't get it.....your godfather page is awesome! The best I've ever seen on
that subject!!!!! but what did u do to that web page of yours! omg.....if u
want people to ask u to design your corporate web page then I suggest (for
your own good) u fix that web page and u fix it fast!
From: [email protected] (Larry xxxxx)
Date: Sat, 20 Feb 1999 20:48:59 -1000 (HST)
Subject: website info
what is your web site about.
Is it a b.b. or chat line or personal ads.
thanks
Date: Wed, 11 Feb 1998 15:34:41 -0500
From: chino
Subject: you page sux
your page sux you gay fuck
From: GuyOfDream@xxxxxxx
Date: Sat, 31 Jan 1998 13:40:16 EST
Subject: What the hell is the matter with you
Damn your site looks worse than Rosie O'donnel on her worse day.
Your background is disgusting, there is absolutly nothing
interesting on your site, your cat could probably design a better
webpage, and damn dude your ugly!
Date: Sun, 19 Oct 1997 13:05:11 -0700
From: -A
Subject: your homepage
Your homepage really sucks!!!
No offense or anything.. I mean that's a nice kitty and all,
but the background and the text made me go blind. Good thing
I can touch type!!
I might have to create a "Sucky Page" Award JUST FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
-Akasha
http://www.angelfire.com/ca/0lush0
Date: Sun, 26 Oct 1997 01:07:11 -0000
From: "Lynx & Andy Mullen"
Hi,
Your back ground gave me a head ache so bad I quit trying to read
your page. Was this the desired effect or do you have very strong
eyes? I wish the best to you and your new business.
Lynx
Date: Sat, 16 Aug 1997 04:12:03 -0400 (EDT)
From: CumplWME@xxxxxxx
Subject: nice
wow tell me more about it dude
Ciao Tomas
Date: Mon, 01 Sep 1997 14:36:38 -0700
From: eric west
Subject: link permission request
goeff:
I am developing a website and found your page. I wopuld like to get
your permission to put a link to your page on it
My page is at http://www.spiritone.com/~ericwest
Please E mail me at [email protected] with your reply
Thanx Eric West
Date: Thu, 14 Aug 1997 16:41:33 -0400
From: PETSIT
Subject: You must be joking Yes, I am! ;-)
You honestly think your site is good enough to the point where people
should have to pay you for you to design one for them? You need to go
back and view your web page and check your structure. It could use some
editing. I'm not attacking you, it took me awhile to get mine to the
point where it came out evenly but you need to get certain phrases on
the same line...For example "This page is under construction" is written
on two lines when it would look better by itself on one line. But I
suppose it is none of my business. My homepage is:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/7813
Highwalrus
"It's a fugazi!" --Al Pachino
to send me E-MAIL!!
THIS HOME PAGE IS UNDER CONTRUCTION
CLICK HERE to see my cool car!
I have a totally awesome 1996 Honda Civic thats silver.
I have lots and lots of friends too.
CLICK HERE to see some of them. They're so cool not like
those other LAMERZ I know!
This is a pciture of me - DoN't i Lo0K ToTaLlEE K00L!
CLICK HERE to see my girlfriend -
Coming Soon! By Popular Demand! A Live Chat Room, Discussion
Foruum Board, And A Gift Shop! Just For You!
I hope you realize that "My ToTaLlY Homepage" is a fun joke. This
is not my real homepage. This is a fine example of a bad homepage. In fact,
it's an example of a horrible homepage. I think it's funny -
and very, very ugly. If your homepage looks like this, then I'm sorry...
CLICK HERE to see my real homepage (not that it's much better)
CLICK HERE to see the rates if you'd
like to sponsor this site, too!!!
TOTALLY AWESOME COOL 
LINKS!!!!
CLICK HERE to visit the Yankees homepage! 
